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Sep 17, 2014 / 27,398 notes

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givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.
Sep 17, 2014 / 171,246 notes

givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.

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genmaonimusha:

that “dead but still have a boner” post bothers me

like when u die u become a skeleton

you are the boner

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Sep 17, 2014 / 110,542 notes

notmysecret:

*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*

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Sep 17, 2014 / 66,151 notes

phuckindope:

If I date you,

I see myself marrying you.

I see myself building with you.

I see myself growing with you.

I don’t date just to pass time.

I’m dating you because I see potential in you.

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Sep 17, 2014 / 44,936 notes

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Sep 17, 2014 / 381,969 notes

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

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Sep 17, 2014 / 445,071 notes

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Sep 17, 2014 / 225,283 notes

songofages:

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

image

Guess who’s got a daaaaate

Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.

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Sep 17, 2014 / 362,329 notes

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Sep 17, 2014 / 325,034 notes

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

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